I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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