I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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