Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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