omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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