Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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