If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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