Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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