just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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