is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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