I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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