My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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