we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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