Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Come on in and take your pants off
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