i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i think my cat just said my name.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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