i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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