the new term for farting is butt boxing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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