dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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