Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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