Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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