Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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