It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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