Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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