My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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