found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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