I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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