Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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