Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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