New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Sorry about my life...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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