I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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