I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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