i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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