making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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