I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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