Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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