Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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