I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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