And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Blood and glitter go together right?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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