so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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