So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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