I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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