i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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