I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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