im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
babies were throwing up all over the place
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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