Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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