He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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