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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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