bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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