and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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