Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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