ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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